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- Heya, it's Takahashi! - Shiraimu!
- Diot! - Rihota!
Have you ever played a game called "Katamari Damashii"?
- That reminds me of something. - 12th grade!
- Wasn't it like middle school? - (sings "Katamari Damashii")
- This? - I think all of us have played it.
- It's memorable for commercials. - Yeah.
- What was ours like? - That was a game where you made an age.
- You made an age! - At first, you start with a zero.
- And you go "boom!" - I think we've played that.
- It was common for our generation. - Yeah.
- I wanted you to try it. - Why?
It's hard to do it by yourself, so we'll do it together in miniature.
Someone will hold a lump and you'll hold it for a week.
The next person will give you the lump and you'll stick something to it.
You'll hold it for a week and you'll give it back and you'll stick something to it.
You'll make it bigger and bigger and you'll turn it around and you can't hold it anymore.
- That's it. - I see.
- That's it. - That's the game.
- We'll play this game at the end of the year. - You'll make it bigger and bigger and you'll turn it around and you can't hold it anymore.
- I see. - That's the end of the game.
You don't have to hold it all the time. You can bring it with you when you go shooting.
- You don't have to hold it all the time in your house. - It's a cross. It's annoying.
- What? - It's annoying.
It's fine. Of course you have to bring it with you when you go to Tokyo.
When you're shooting and you don't see anything, you can hold it like this and see if it's okay.
- The cross is a standard. - It's more like a punishment game than a game.
- The cross comes in order. - Yes, there's a punishment game once every four weeks.
- I see. - And the more you do it, the more painful it gets.
What's important is not to stick it and give it back after you've endured it, but to stick it and endure it yourself before you give it back.
- If you do something really painful to defeat your opponent, you'll be defeated yourself. - Yes.
- Let's play rock-paper-scissors and see who starts. - The winner chooses the order.
- Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors, rock - paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors. - I see.
- You're fourth. - I see.
- I'm... - You're third.
- I see. - But I think first is easiest.
- I'm first. - I see.
- And you're second. - Yes.
- How about the first box? - I'll choose the box and start.
- Wow, boxes are important. - Boxes are important.
- I'll go and find it. - Okay.
- It's not broken.
- It's small and angular. Even if this room disappears, it's not broken. - Okay.
- Here it is. - Oregano. - Oregano.
- It's not broken and it fits in my hand.
- It's super strong. - I'll keep it.
- I thought so, but Shibuya isn't here next week. - Yes.
- I want to use it for shooting. - Yes.
- I'll give it to you. - Thank you.
- Thank you for moving. - Thank you.
- I feel like Shibuya suddenly became disadvantageous. - Hahaha.
- It's definitely weird. - It's easy here.
- Let's do our best. - Let's do our best. - I understand.
- So, we didn't shoot anything this week. - What?
- This. - Hahaha.
- I'm pissed off. - Hahaha.
- I can spend it like this. - I'll buy it!
- Hahaha. - Yes.
- It's like the beginning of the game from the second week. - Hahaha.
- I'll put something on it. - Yes.
- See you next week.
- Yes, it's a thing where I put something on it.
- I got it from Legoland.
- It's a thing I got from Legoland when I lost to Jan in a penalty game in a video.
- I'll put it like this.
- I think it's better to make it easier to hold.
- I'll put a temporary adhesive like this.
- Oh, it works! It works!
- I'll carry this for a week and give it to the next person.
- Thank you for your hard work on the radio. - Thank you for your hard work.
- I'm carrying it. - Oh, I see.
- Yes. - Then it doesn't seem that inconvenient yet.
- That's right. - That's right.
- If it's really this size, it seems like it'll be useful if you cut it out in an instant.
- So I always carry a moccasin like this. - I see.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Let's fight for a week. - Yes.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- Oh! - It has a block.
- It's a Lego block. - It has a Lego block.
- It's still small. - It doesn't change.
- I saw you walking around and it looked like you were having fun. - Yeah.
- I can still use this Oregano here. - Oh, cute.
- I can still use this Oregano here. - Oh, cool.
[They're talking about how they're going to use the Oregano.]
- How much did you get from that? - It said "baki" or something like that.
- Hey, Shiba. - Huh?
- You lost. - No, no, it's not like that.
- It's not like that. - Let me...
- Go. - Yeah.
- Oh, oh, oh! - Oh, oh, oh!
- You were trying to take it off, weren't you? - No, I wasn't.
- I can use Oregano now that I've seen you say "baki". - You did it, didn't you?
- I did it, didn't I?
- The one that broke in the middle is usually a loss, right? - This is usually a loss, right?
- There shouldn't be many losses like this. - That's right.
- This is unavoidable. - That's true.
- Please prepare something stronger. - You can change places now.
- Please. - Please.
- "Katamari Damashii" episode 3. - Yes.
- I'm sorry! - What? What? What?
- Let me explain. - What is it?
- Wait... - I can't believe it either.
- There's no way this could happen!
- In episode 2 of "Katamari Damashii"...
- Oregano and Lego were in my bag.
- I went back to my house in Tokyo in that state.
- Then, about a day later, I checked my bag...
- That oregano was gone.
- It was gone...
- I desperately looked for it and thought I dropped it somewhere...
- But I was wrong...
- I asked the people in the house...
- "Your bag is too dirty, so I cleaned it."
- At that time...
- I threw away the seasoning...
- "No one is at fault."
- The house in Tokyo is in full bloom...
- There's also Gibo...
- "It's beautiful."
- Looking at the inside of my dirty bag...
- I probably couldn't stand it anymore...
- I cleaned it and threw it away...
- I even went looking for a trash can!
- But...
- Since when? - Oooh... - Why?
- Since we're not done yet, let's do it one more time! - Can we lose one more time?
- We can't lose one more time! - It's hard to lose one more time in one match.
- That's weird... - We can't do anything about it. - No one's at fault!
- My bag is dirtier than yours! - So I brought something else.
- This is what I got. - Huh?! - Oh, but it looks like it!
- It looks like it! - You're good at this! - It's gotten bigger! - Yeah, it's gotten bigger!
- This might actually be useful. - Yeah, it might be practical.
- If you think it's trash, you're in trouble, so let's make it practical. - Wow, is this expensive?
- I'll be bringing this home for a week. I'll do my best! - Okay!
- Okay, this is my first item. This is what I'm going to install.
- Ta-da! It's a pharaoh's duck. - I think this is what the viewers gave me.
- It says "British Museum" on the back, so I think they bought it when there was a pharaoh's shop in the Great British Museum.
- This parsley isn't really opening up, and it's annoying, so I'm going to close it up so it doesn't open up.
- Okay! I'll be bringing this home for a week.
- This week, we'll be together all week except for our daily shoots, right? - Yeah. - So you'll probably be watching us all week.
- This is what it looks like. - You drew something, didn't you? It's gotten cuter, hasn't it? - Yeah.
- The axis has changed, hasn't it? - No way! - It rotated in Kyushu, didn't it? - This is gross.
- It got in the way a little bit. - Maybe it's because it started.
- Here it is. - Well, this is it.
- I gave it to Tetya. - Yes.
- If you put it in a big bag, it looks like it's going to break. - I see.
- You always prepared it for me. - I used it.
- It's useful, you know. - It's useful.
- I'll use it. - I'll use it.
- Well, I'll put it on you. - Yes, please.
- Good luck. - Thank you.
It was very useful right away.
I didn't want to waste my time looking for it, so I thought, "Wow, I have this!" and used it.
It's the best. It's blue and cool.
Yes, I'd like to stick what's in it and go to Tokyo.
This is my first day here.
Since it's my job today, I'll be working with these people.
- Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
Since we're doing this together, I'll do my best at work today.
- This is... - Oh, this is it!
- Well, as you can see. - Is it personal?
- Yes, it's just like this, so please stick it in. - Huh? Aren't they using dictionary language?
- Will it break? - I feel like it will break.
- Because I'll lose. - What? What?
- I'll lose. - Because you'll lose.
- What kind of battle is that? - This is a lump of soul.
- What a waste. - You're putting glue on it?
I'm putting glue on it.
I got it yesterday, and I'm putting glue on it now.
- You want to make it bigger. - You can give it back in a week.
- You're giving it back to yourself? - There's four of us.
- I'm putting glue on it to speed up the race. - You have to give it away.
- That's right. - You're really holding it up today.
I'm doing this in Tokyo.
This is a proof video of FUNNA.
- This is life. - I'll do my best.
- What are you doing? - You did it!
- Fried chicken is good for lunch. - I wasn't talking about lunch.
- Oh. - I found it.
- You put on a ridiculous mask. - Yeah.
- What is this? - It's a lump.
- You did it too much. - I thought we'd have a match.
- I realized it, so I turned it too much. - I'm really pissed off.
- Here it is. - I knew it, but you did it.
- It's too big. - My whole body looks like a detective.
- You've changed. - There are three videos.
- The first one is when I worked with Mr. Shokin and Mr. Hashimoto. - Yeah.
- And the second one is when I got caught in Shibayu's car. - Yeah.
- There's another one I haven't shown you yet. - Yeah.
- I might buy a yellow one. - We all went to buy yellow cars, didn't we?
- Oh, we did. - Yeah.
- It's a video from that time. - Here it is.
- Thank you for calling. The number you have dialed is currently unavailable.
- This is what I was talking about earlier. - Yes, thank you.
- There's something like a pharaoh's duck on a construction site. - Yes, there is a construction site.
- There is also a service counter on the second floor. - Excuse me, I'll go get it right away.
- That's what happened. - Oh, you're going to do it.
- When I bought it, I put it like this on the cash register and did it like this with my wallet.
- Yeah, I bought it!
- The clerk was also scared. - No, it was a yellow card.
- It was yellow. - I thought I'd do something pretty painful.
- If you don't hold down the bottom side like this, you'll fall.
- I felt like this was the only way to hold it.
- Did you use it for construction? - I didn't use it for construction, but I use a card reader a lot.
- It was always stuck. - I see.
- I'd like to put something on it and carry it. - Yes.
- Yes, it's a lump of soul.
- I've already put it on.
- Here it is.
- Yes, I put the card reader on the construction site.
- At least it's pretty valuable.
- Ah! Ah!
- Oh, that's fine.
- Well, in this state, I will wait until tomorrow morning, harden it, and head for Tokyo.
- I will wait a week.
- Thank you for your hard work.
- The recording of "downtown deluxe" is over.
- There are a lot of things that shouldn't be shown, and there are a lot of performers, so I couldn't turn the video around, but I'm thinking about it.
- I'm really regretting putting this on myself.
- This is annoying, this is!
- No, but it's only the first day, so I'd like to do my best for the rest of six days.
- Then I'm a little hungry, so I'll take this and go eat.
- A week has passed. - Yes, thank you.
- This is what I put on. - Yes, it's good.
- Yes, I know!
- As before, I have to hold it like Zetsuya, but this part is very annoying!
- It's painful. - It's quite offensive.
- It's really killing me.
- Wow! I see!
- Yes. - Well, I'm still going.
- I'm going.
Well, this has been going on for a while now, but it is already in an area that is too much of a hindrance, so I came up with a new direction of hindrance.
Sorry.
This guy has been floating in helium gas for a long time, so it's definitely going to be like "Ah!"
I've taken over a week of heavy machine games!
- Yoisho! - Hey!
- Hey, you! - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- I've been attacking with a heavy machine gun, so I'm thinking of going with a very light one. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Who's next? - It's me.
- What are you going to do for the next week? - For now, I'm not going to Tokyo.
- Wow! You're strong! - I have a huge back. - That's it!
- So I think I can do some pretty nasty things, so I'm thinking of attacking. - Wow! Wow!
- Well, please look forward to it in a week's time. - Yes.
It's the 8th week of Katamari Damashii.
It's the day after tomorrow, but since everyone is gathering for a story meeting today, I'm going to tell you all about it now.
- Here it is. - You did it.
- Oh, you! - You did it!
- This is the garbage that's been left in this studio for a long time. - Hey, don't people in the world know about this object?
- What is this object? - It's a gimbal, right?
- It's amazing, really.
- If you set up a camera here and set it up like this...
- Even if you raise your hand like this, the camera will stay horizontally like this.
- You can take things like this without shaking your hands.
- Have you ever been active? - I laughed about five times.
- Why?!
- That little old man over there is trying to use it.
- If you don't update it like this, you'll be left behind in time.
- I always use this, so I set it up and 10 minutes later I said, "What is this?!"
- No!
- You guys!
- This is the first time I've ever been active in such a way.
- Don't make me laugh! - I saw this guy.
- How many times have you seen it? - I've been watching it for two or three years.
- I've only seen it about five times. - I'll eat it for a week.
I came to the sauna after the meeting.
I happened to have a job in Nagoya with Daichan.
I've been living with this for a week now.
- This is really heavy. - It's amazing!
- I'm serious about this. - I'm serious about this.
- It's amazing! - I'm going to work.
Today is cafe class day.
It's pretty normal for me to walk with this guy all day.
I was going to get some tea, too.
Thanks to this guy, it's a little late.
I'll do my best.
Today is the 5th anniversary of Earl Coffee Stand.
It's in the way. It's really in the way.
Thank you for the meal.
Shibayu is not here, but we're having a Christmas party at Shibayu's house.
I'm going to take a shower now.
I'm so full.
I ate two bowls of rice. It was disgusting.
I was shaking and I hit a wall and my balloon broke.
It's hard, it's hard, it's hard.
Eight weeks have passed!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
That was close!
The card...
I'm sorry about earlier. I borrowed it and left it behind.
Shibuya-kun was really impatient.
Why?
Where did I put it?
You didn't tell me!
I brought it home once.
It was stuck like this for a long time.
That was close!
The shape has changed, though.
Oh, I'm sorry. It's a little torn.
Hey!
If you don't have the strength, don't interfere.
I'm sorry about that.
There was a signal for this.
That's right.
Next up.
This one...
This one is really heavy.
It's too heavy!
It's still fine for this moment.
I don't know about this!
I don't know about this world!
It's just that I'm free this week.
Oh!
Is that so?
Today is December 24th, Christmas Eve.
So on the 25th, 26th, and 27th, I'll be sleeping at home.
Oh!
Something scary is coming!
That's crazy!
I'll pretend like I didn't know about this.
Oh, I see.
I'll eat it now.
Good morning.
It is now December 25th, Christmas.
When I woke up in the morning,
I found a wonderful gift from Santa Claus.
I was looking for something, and as a result...
I decided to stick this together!
Ta-dah!
This is a stuffed animal I got as a joke from Yoh.
It's like this.
This is an adhesive, so it can't be helped.
I asked a co-worker to buy only the wire.
Pass it from the bottom...
Yes, it looks like this.
When you hold it, put your stomach like this.
It's even easier to hold now.
I don't know what will happen if I don't continue this life for a while.
I'm looking forward to it.
So, Merry Christmas!
Thank you for the meal.
I was about to beat you up.
Seriously, it's too heavy.
It's heavy, isn't it?
Oh, my God.
Thanks to the band, it's easy to hold.
I don't think it's stupid.
Let's dance at high speed from now on.
Let's dance.
The absorption is over.
I'll bring it.
I know it.
Gaoooooo!
I used to wear a weird stuffed animal that was sent to me by Yume Maru a long time ago.
It's the worst.
What are you going to do at the end of the year?
No, it's already Corona this year, so I'm sure you're at home anyway.
That's right.
It will continue for a while.
I hope Yume Maru doesn't lose.
Have a good year.
It's my turn.
So I decided to ride a bicycle.
I decided to ride a bicycle.
I'm about to kill you.
I'd like to go for the first time in a while.
Oh, my God.
Are you okay, Shibayu-kun?
Good luck.
What is "katamarii"?
Yes.
I have no idea what you're doing, Yumemaru.
You know...
I saw it once in your house, Yumemaru.
You two can keep your eyes closed.
I see.
I'll bring it.
What's going on?
You're pulling the camera too hard.
One, two...
Ba!
He left it on.
Aaaaaah!
You called it "katamarii"!?
It turned out to be "katamatte".
K-M-E-T!
The construction would be normal now.
I would say it's not bad.
It's messed up.
You shouldn't get in the taxi.
Are you bringing this car anyway?
I'm taking this.
Maybe you don't want to walk all the way home from school?
Fom your words...
Probably you should turn the cambiar on.
You shouldn't make us do this.
Wait a moment.
This isUh kinda game, right?
Oh, great.
It's going to rain too much at the end
But we only have Astro March in Ryo too
It's definitely not going to rain
Shibayu and Ryo are the same
I'll try my best
Good luck today
I'll do my best
I just got a high-speed satellite sent
I was actually going to rent a rental car
But I ended up getting a tequila while filming
I have no choice but to have Ikuto-kun drive me
I'm at the site
Wait, is Shibayu coming?
He's here
I don't know
It's only been a few hours
I'm not wearing anything yet
So I'm not sure
I was just getting my car ready
You did a good job
He gave me a nice ride
What is this snow?
Are you kidding me?
It's not snowing
I'm going to walk around this shop
And I'm going to look for
Something that can be attached here
I can't think of anything
Thank you for everything, Ikuto
Good luck
I put some furniture here
I can sit here
When I'm tired
Yeah, I can't
Well, it's like this when you walk around
It's already messed up
For now, I'm going to work now
Walking
6 days later
Well, everyone, you've gathered here
First of all, I'm going to drink something big
It's not "something big", it's "painting"
I've been waiting for this sofa
It's been 6 days since we've been working hard
And now, I, Koujin Zaidan, President of "Muri na Mon wa Muri Group"
I'm the president?
I'm the president
So now,
The image character "every little thing" has released a new song "amari ni mo deka sugiru"
He's singing it
It's amazing
He's released a new song
So...
Give up!
Yay!
"Muri"?
We've been rejected
We've done it in 3 weeks
It's been a little more than 2 months
This is bad
What is this song?
What is this?
We're all in pain
What are you doing?
What is this?
Thank you for your hard work
How did it start?
I don't remember anything
I thought it was fun at first
Yeah
We forgot to join the group
When the video is uploaded, let's have fun together from the beginning.
That's all for today.